On the phone.

The lawyer called today, her assistant actually, and said, “Come in on Friday and sign your life away. Also, bring a bigass cheque.”

I called Bell and the chick there said, “Sure, we'll push a button to disconnect your current phone service and another button to activate your new phone service but it'll cost you. Also, despite what our website says, high speed isn't available in your area.”

Called the cable company and they said, “Yes, you can have internet service without cable TV service but it'll cost you extra on top of our already higher rates. We can do that because we're your only option for high speed! Not much point going with satellite now, is there?”

That's what I heard anyway.


Posted by Ripley on June 08, 2004