Directed by: George Armitage
Starring: Owen Wilson, Morgan Freeman, Sara Foster, Charlie Sheen, Gary Sinise, Bebe Neuwirth, Willie Nelson, Harry Dean Stanton, Vinnie Jones, Andrew Wilson, Gregory Sporleder
Synopsis: A petty thief is attracted to the mistress of a not-so-nice real estate developer.
The first two-thirds of the movie seemed to be about gorgeous Hawaiian scenery, girls in bikinis, and Wilson making mostly unfunny jokes. Then suddenly, someone remembered that a plot was needed and threw it at us all at once. As bizarre as that plot turned out to be, the movie really wasn't worth the time.
Favourite line: "God is an imaginary friend for grown-ups."